Nuke the Punchline: Bill Clinton Advice for Obama

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Bill Clinton offered Obama some advice...

#5 Iowa Jim: ...you can fool some of the people some of the time, and that was good enough for me.

#4 plentyobailouts: …when you throw the stick, and she doesn’t bring it back, you can get away with a Big Mac attack!

#3 Rayfan87: ...‘Wag the dog’ has nothing to do with your afternoon snack.

#2 Son of Bob: …only feed Hillary once a day, and just let her drink out of the toilet.

And the bst punchline goes to zzyzx:

Bill Clinton offered Obama some advice:

Clinton: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Obama: Yes, sir.
Clinton: Are you listening?
Obama: Yes, I am.
Clinton: Plastics!

Congratulations zzyzx!

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