Nuke the Punchline: Obama on Immigration

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

President Obama said: "I have the perfect solution to the illegal immigration problem..."

#5 D***Cat: ...make America as bad as Mexico and they have no reason to come here.

#4 Iowa Jim: ...setting up loudspeakers along the border over which are played recordings of Obama's and Biden's speeches.

#3 'me': ...we'll send tons of guns over to Mexico without tracking them and let them kill each other off, and name the program after a Vin Diesel movie.

#2 jw: ...I'm moving back to Kenya.

And the best punchline goes to buckhorn_cortez:

President Obama says: "I have the perfect solution to the illegal immigration problem. We'll make Mexico the 58th state."

Congratulations buckhorn_cortez!

Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

What is the title of Obama's next memoir?