Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama's pushing for?
#5 blarg: ...it transports your money directly to the government.
#4 D***Cat: ...it’s a high-speed rail from Mexico City to the U.S. border. One way.
#3 FormerHostage: ...it will run on hope, change, fairy dust and unicorn farts.
#2 Yosoff: ...he’s adding a putting green to Air Force One.
And the best punchline goes to hwuu:
Did you hear about the new transportation project Obama's pushing for? It only turns left, because for the Obama administration nothing goes right.
Congratulations hwuu!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The Obama campaign has a new gimmick...
...trying to pass socialism off as a new gimmick
ReplyDeletehe's added white and blue to the little red book.
ReplyDelete...After every time Biden says something stupid, claim it's Opposite Day.
ReplyDeletea free Chevy Volt and a dog in every pot.
ReplyDeleteWinner!
Deletefree Solyndra stock with each vote.
ReplyDeletean 'overturn the death panel' card with every donation over $1,000.
ReplyDelete