Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Obama's redecorating the White House...
#5 hadsil: ...He’s bringing back the bust of Churchill. Ward Churchill, that is.
#4 FormerHostage: ...he believes its time it evolved from stately to FAAAAAAABULOUS!
#3 Manolo: ...He’s hoping historians will remember him for his great taste in drapery instead of his presidential competency.
#2 Andrew Felsher: ...but is ignoring the advice of those “strict constructionists” who bitterly cling to load-bearing walls.
And the best punchline goes to Yosoff:
Obama's redecorating the White House. They’re turning the Lincoln bedroom into a ‘SpongeBob’ themed playroom for Biden.
Congratulations Yosoff!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Obama has invited a special guest for dinner...
...ordered a big steak and a few martinis, and as soon as his guest arrived, ran out and stuck him with the bill.
ReplyDeletelet me try this again:
ReplyDelete...but Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declined, claiming that Obama is a "bit too anti-American" for his taste.
...his name is Bruce, and after dinner they are going to have a "serious talk" with Michelle.
ReplyDelete... but PETA found out just in time.
ReplyDeleteToo easy:
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Benji
Boomer
Rin Tin Tin
Scooby Doo
Astro
Spuds McKensie
Nancy Pelosi
I bow to Andrew's brilliant allegory like a Marxist bows to a Saudi king.
ReplyDeleteLOL...
ReplyDeleteSee Spot!
See Spot run like a mo' fo'.......