Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
President Obama went shopping...
#5 Lactose the Intolerant: ...for a new home.
#4 seanmahair: ...first he tried to buy a clue, when he couldn’t find one
he tried to buy an instinct, he finally settled for a “feeling”.
#3 jeffersonfan: ...for a map with all 57 states.
#2 NO_MO_BAMA: ...but his credit card from The First National Bank of Other People’s Money was declined.
And the best punchline goes to Andrew Felsher:
President Obama went shopping only to discover that PetSmart is not a grocery store, and thus was understandably upset when he tried to eat their inventory.
Congratulations Andrew Felsher!
Now here's one for you guys to play with:
Obama's new plan to fix the economy...
is very similar to the way I got my cat fixed - so as to eliminate the hope of future generations.
ReplyDeleteinvolves a piece of chewing gum, a bobby pin, a mullet and 10 trillion in new tax hikes.
ReplyDeleteinvolves bringing back slavery.
ReplyDeleteStep one: Steal Underpants.
ReplyDeleteStep two: ???
Step three: Profit!
Is exactly the same as his old plan. Tax the rich, green jobs, spend, spend, spend!
ReplyDeleteinvolves losing in November.
ReplyDeleteI'm a winner! I get money, right?
ReplyDelete^Probably should explain. I'm Andrew Felsher.
DeleteI know who you are, that is why I linked your name above to your blog. Spiffy, eh?
DeleteAnd, sorry, there are no money prizes. But, you did earn 2 points towards the Punchline Nuker of the week award, which I give out every week. And that, my friend, is a Major Award.