Nuke the Punchline: Rumor Has It There'll be a Surprise at Democrat Convention

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Rumor has it there'll be a surprise at the Democrat Convention...


#6 Son of Bob: …under each seat, a bag of choom.

#5 Jimmy: No knives or forks will be allowed at the convention. And spoons will be closely watched.

#4 FormerHostage: …Joe’s gonna be wearing his “Big Boy” pants.

#3 tomg51: Obama will skip the convention, citing a need to campaign and to distance himself from Biden.

#2 Lactose the Intolerant: …Obama won’t be speaking since he feels he needs to distance himself from his own campaign.
And the best punchline goes to Alucard:

Rumor has it there'll be a big surprise at the Democrat Convention. Michael Moore will serenade everyone as the Presidential organ monkey. They’ll feed him with bananas and socialized medicine.

Congratulations Alucard!

Now here's one for you guys to play around with:

 The Obama campaign has invented a new weapon...