Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Under Obama, gas has gotten SO expensive...
#5 plentyobailouts: …thieves have been reduced to stealing Priuses!
#4 Hunter: …that the Presidential motorcade’s movements can be tracked by its impact on the national debt.
#3 The Gentleman Punk: … that bitter clingers can no longer afford to burn him in effigy.
#2 FormerHostage: …that street corner beggars are holding signs that read “Will work for regular unleaded.”
And the best punchline goes to Napoleon's Windmill:
Under Obama, gas has gotten so expensive…OnStar disables your starter if your Equifax score is under 670.
Congratulations Napoleon's Windmill!
Here's one for you guys to try out:
Name one thing that will be in Obama's Presidential Library...
Bowing Obama mannequin that apologizes for the USA. Please insert $3 to view.
ReplyDeleteThe library's reading room will feature the Constitution. Of course, by "reading room," I mean the restroom.
ReplyDeleteAnd by "Constitution," I mean... oh, forget it.
DeleteShelf after shelf of his "autobiographies". He just loves reading about himself, and he never knows what is on the next page.
ReplyDeleteOgrrre
golf club, menu from a taco bell, and a vacation map of martha's vineyard with of course, the golf courses on it.
ReplyDeleteAll of his accomplishments engraved on the head of a pin!
ReplyDeleteThe complete 723 volume text of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, and the mouldering skeleton of Nancy Pelosi.
ReplyDeleteA welcoming doormat, featuring a facsimile of the Constitution.
ReplyDeleteThe industrial manure spreader he used during his never-ending campaign.
ReplyDelete