Punchline Nuker First Award

Well, after pouring through punchlines, I have determined the winner of the very first Punchline Nuker Award. This first award goes to the top punchline nuker over the past month, since we started Nuke the Punchline. There were a lot of good ones, so I based it on a simple point system:

1 point if you made a winners list.

2 points if you got a "best punchline"

1 point if you came up with a punchline to one of my straight lines (and I deemed it worthy).

2 points for the best of those.

Without further ado, the winner of the first Punchline Nuker Award, with 9 points, goes to FormerHostage!

Congratulations! Here is your Major Award:

It was a tough contest, with plenty of contenders. An honorable mention goes out to CarolyntheMommy, who earned 8 points.

Good job everyone! We'll have a new winner next Friday, so keep up teh funneh.