Saturday, July 7, 2012

Tactical Nuke: Saturday, July 7, 2012

I'm officially back from vacation. Why do vacations make you so tired?

It's still hot at home, I see. I think this was the first time I've been reluctant to leave the South because it felt cooler than the North where I live.

Global Warming!!!111one

If climate change it to blame for it being 100 degrees in the Midwest, then shouldn't it be, like, 200 degrees in the Southeast?

 So the United States and Afghanistan are officially allies now.

Why?

Oh, so that we can sell them weapons more easily. That sounds like a really great idea. Maybe next, the State Department will declare Mexican drug cartels our allies, so that it won't be as big a deal to get them more weapons too.

Can't we just do all of this the old fashioned way and let Russia give the bad guys guns? It's cheaper for us in the long run, and we're used to it.

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