Nukingpolitics.com
has just learned that the “super top secret ninja force one”
speaker for the RNC will be none other than One time vice
presidential hopeful and mufti time WWE champion. Dwayne “the
rock” Johnson. The Rock is no stranger to speaking at the RNC as
he did back in... I don't know it was either 2000 or 2004. its late
and I don't feel like doing the research right now. In all honesty
its not that important.
We
have not yet learned what the content of his speech will entail, but
we have learned that in the case of a Romney presidency he will be on
the short list for secretary of defense, or secretary of layin the
smack down. This new cabinet position is in stark opposition to
current republicans small government policy’s.
Stay
tuned to Nukingpolitics.com for updates as they come in.
Update:
we have also learned that The Rock is also on the short list to be
the first supreme court nominee.
Update2:
That would be pretty sweet.
Update
3: NO REALLY THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
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me)
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