Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Batman has the bat signal. What signal would Obama use?
#5 Rock Throwing Peasant: ...Silouette of a bucket.
#4 Chuck Roast: ...Moonbat signal.
#3 blarg: ...Hammer and sickle.
#2 FormerHostage: ...The bell on a little girl’s bicycle.
And the best punchline goes to London Bridge:
Batman has the bat signal. Obama has the TelePrompTer signal, letting him know when he needs to
swoop in and deliver a rousing, falsehood-filled speech to save the
Democrats from the evil PaulRyan-Man, who wants to use basic math to
defeat the nation’s only chance to slide into total socialism,
ObamaCare, and to save them from the sinister Rommey Hood, who (horror
of horrors!) is rich and therefore evil and gives people cancer and
probably hates kittens.
Congratulations, London Bridge!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Biden proposes a new NASA mission...
To flyover country. It's been unexplored for far too long.
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To send Shiela Jackson Leigh to Mars to retrieve the flag that Niel Armstrong left there, so as not to offend the Chinese or the Muslims.
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To put Uranus back in chains! Snort! Snort!
ReplyDeletePulls down pants and says "Put a man in the moon!"
ReplyDeleteBiden proposes a new NASA mission to send him to the sun (at night, so it won't burn him).
ReplyDeleteBiden proposes a new NASA mission to seek signs of intelligent life between his ears.
ReplyDeleteTo prevent y'all from being put back in chains. No, wait...that's his "Massa" mission.
ReplyDeleteBiden proposes a new NASA mission to Oz to find proof that Mooselimbs invented everything.
ReplyDeleteTo North Carolina, to look for Virginia.
ReplyDelete...to find life elsewhere in the solar system and register it vote (and helpfully fill out the ballots for it too).
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