Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The Obama campaign just got some horrible news...
#5 rodney dill: ...Apple is now suing his TOTUS manufacturer for copyright infringement.
#4 Lactose the Intolerant: ...that they have mistakenly been wasting campaign money in states 51-57.
#3 FormerHostage: ...TOTUS has just endorsed Romney/Ryan.
#2 blarg: ...their campaign strategist turned out to be Michael Dukakis with a fake mustache.
And the best punchline goes to a guy named Rob:
The Obama campaign just got some horrible news. Biden has figured out how to make that “twitter thing” work.
Congratulations a guy named Rob!
Now here's one for you guys to play around with:
At the DNC, Obama's teleprompter...
