Thursday, August 30, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama New Smartphone App

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The Obama campaign released a new smartphone app...

#5 Manolo: ...It allows your phone to double as a teleprompter.

#4 FormerHostage: ...for Joe to help him find his pants.

#3 Joel: ...You have to install it to find out what it does.

#2 Yosoff: ...it explains what Obama and Biden meant to say after every speech.

And the best punchline goes to hadsil:

The Obama campaign released a new smartphone app. Now the phone is dumb.

Congratulations hadsil!

Now here's a line for you guys to try out:

The DNC's theme...