Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The Obama campaign released a new smartphone app...
#5 Manolo: ...It allows your phone to double as a teleprompter.
#4 FormerHostage: ...for Joe to help him find his pants.
#3 Joel: ...You have to install it to find out what it does.
#2 Yosoff: ...it explains what Obama and Biden meant to say after every speech.
And the best punchline goes to hadsil:
The Obama campaign released a new smartphone app. Now the phone is dumb.
Congratulations hadsil!
Now here's a line for you guys to try out:
The DNC's theme...
