Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Obama's discovered a new green energy source...
#6 hwuu: ...turnstiles instead of border fences.
#5 FormerHostage: ...shoveling trillions of dollar bills into a furnace.
#4 William: ...put Michelle on a treadmill and dangle a burrito in front of her.
#3 Brian the Adequate: ...but unfortunately sometimes even Joe Biden stops talking and the turbine stops.
#2 Rayfan87: ...but then Charlton Heston came along and told everyone it was people.
And the best punchline goes to blarg:
Obama's discovered a new green energy source. Connecting all the founders of the U.S. to generators and harnessing all the energy of them spinning in their graves.
Congratulations blarg!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Did you hear about the new event at the Democratic National Convention?
I heard it's "dragging homeless people off the street to fill all the seats people won't pay to sit in."
ReplyDeletea $5,000-per-plate dinner for poverty awareness.
ReplyDeletea lottery for a free Chevy Volt. So far, nobody's buying any tickets.
ReplyDeleteIt's a panel to debate the voting rights of the "living" dead.
ReplyDeletePin The Cancer On Romney!
ReplyDeleteI think we've got a winner here.
DeleteSeconded
DeleteThird.
Delete...the buck passing relay.
ReplyDelete...the under-the-bus throw.