Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Obama has a new Iran strategy...
#5 Son of Bob: ...place hands at side and bow.
#4 hadsil: Reporter: “Mr. President, I understand you have a new Iran policy.”
Obama: “That is correct. This time I ran to the golf course instead of using a limo.”
#3 Dohtimes: ...Rose Garden Hookah Summit. Define hookah to Secret Service.
#2 JAGernaut: ...Place Michelle on the eastern border and a tamale on the western border.
And the best punchline goes to Zach:
Obama has a new Iran strategy. If they want 32oz of uranium, they’re going to have to buy two cups.
Congratulations Zach!
Now here's a line for you guys to take for a spin:
Did you hear about Obama's newest green...
fuzzy Meatloaf that was left in the back of the White House fridge for 3 months?
ReplyDeletethumb? It's surrounded by your money he filched.
ReplyDeleteinitiative, shut down the world.
ReplyDeleteback, it's literally not worth the paper it's printed on.
ReplyDeletecard? It only allows him to stay in the company until November before he is deported back to Kenya.
ReplyDeletehouse? A confused Joe finger-painted the White House.
ReplyDeletefees program? Liberals pay nothing and union bosses are allowed to play through at any time.
ReplyDelete