Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The worst thing happened to Obama on the golf course...
#5 Son of Bob: ...someone kept score…the real score.
#4 Peregrine John: ...Every time he yells “Fore!” someone yells back “Trillion!”
#3 hwuu: ...A sheik walked by and Obama bowed in the middle of his back swing.
#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...He was told if he got the ball into the clown’s mouth he could get a
hole-in-one, but he ended up giving Biden a concussion instead.
And the best punchline goes to Zach:
The worst thing happened to Obama on the golf course. When asked if he wanted to improve his lie, he couldn’t pick just one.
Congratulations Zach!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Pelosi, Reid, and Biden chip in to get Obama a birthday present...
Biden was surprised, because it turned out to be Pelosi & Reid driving him out to the woods & ditching him so Obama could pick a new VP.
ReplyDeleteAnd authored a new tax bill to pay for it.
ReplyDeletea one way ticket to iran
ReplyDeleteIt cost $2.3 billion, but it's not like they were chipping in their own money
ReplyDeleteA new birth certificate.
ReplyDeleteOops. That was me re birth certificate.
ReplyDeleteTurned out, Newsweek's first gay president didn't want *THAT* to jump out of a cake.
ReplyDelete...but based on Obama's own statements historically, they couldn't figure out the correct date.
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