Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Obama was seen desperately searching the Oval Office...
#5 jw AND D***Cat: ...for a clue. *
#4 Iowa Jim: ...for some integrity
#3 Yosoff: ...for a corner to hide in to avoid his intelligence briefings.
#2 SineWaveII: ...for the crates of extra votes he brought with him from Chicago.
And the best punchline goes to Genghis Khen:
Obama was seen desperately searching the Oval Office for a dog to eat. Because he eats dogs!
Congratulations Genghis Khen!
Yeah...that eating dogs thing is never going to get old. I think there will come a day, far into the future, when we kind of forget Obama's name, but always remember there was this really horrible president in the early 21st century that ate dogs.
Now here's a line for you guys to chase around:
The Obama Administration is proposing a new branch of...
* jw and D***Cat both get credit for posting the exact same response mere seconds apart.
...Bank of America. And they're gonna need a bailout about 10 minutes after they open. Stimulus!
ReplyDeleteGovernment that oversees all the other branches. Obama will run it win or lose the election.
ReplyDelete...of Adam and Eve's family tree because those names sound way too white to be descended from.
ReplyDelete...Islam. He's the One whom Allah worships
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry john. That isn't really funny.
DeleteBecause it could be true...
:O
...olives and a deeper bow to be offered to our enemies -maybe then they'll begin to respect his foreign policy and stop embarrassing him.
ReplyDeleteof the government to rule the other three, him.
ReplyDeleteof Homeland security to deal with the greatest threat to national security - Weight Watchers!
ReplyDelete(ref: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/michelle-obama-agrees-obesity-is-absolutely-a-national-security-threat/ )
of the universe; this branch is not worth of him.
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