Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Obama had a security camera installed...
#5 Mrs. C: ...on his teleprompter, so he can watch himself give speeches.
#4 Yosoff: ...He thought Michael Moore was stealing all of his Ho Hos, but it turned out to be Michelle.
#3 Manolo: ...to keep tabs on Harry Reid when he’s babysitting the kids.
#2 Lactose the Intolerant: ...in his bedroom so Chris Matthews can watch him while he sleeps.
And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:
Obama had a security camera installed in front of the bus, so he can see the looks on the faces of the people as he throws them under it.
Congratulations Bob!
Now here's a line for you guys to spin:
With the aid of scientists, Joe Biden...
... got his propeller beanie to run on solar power.
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ReplyDeleteis now only classified as learning disabled.
ReplyDelete. . . can now count to twenty one in the shower
ReplyDeletecan now properly chew gum, but only if he's not walking.
ReplyDeletehas been conditioned to stop eating from the litter box.
ReplyDeletecan now correctly remember his last name.
ReplyDeletecan now get his shoes on the right feet. When he gets it right, the shoes administer endorphins. Wrong, hydrochloric acid. Yeah science.
ReplyDeleteis now qualified to be a side-show geek
ReplyDeletehad a cloned guppie brain installed and doubled his IQ.
ReplyDeletedebunked the Two-Brain-Cell-Minimum theory.
ReplyDelete. . . figured out how to remove his foot from his mouth.
ReplyDeletecan walk and talk like a real boy!
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ReplyDeletecan now count the letters in a word, up to four.
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