Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Had a Security Camera Installed

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama had a security camera installed...

#5 Mrs. C: ...on his teleprompter, so he can watch himself give speeches. 

#4 Yosoff: ...He thought Michael Moore was stealing all of his Ho Hos, but it turned out to be Michelle. 

#3 Manolo: ...to keep tabs on Harry Reid when he’s babysitting the kids.

#2 Lactose the Intolerant: ...in his bedroom so Chris Matthews can watch him while he sleeps.

And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:

Obama had a security camera installed in front of the bus, so he can see the looks on the faces of the people as he throws them under it. 

Congratulations Bob!

Now here's a line for you guys to spin: 

With the aid of scientists, Joe Biden...