Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama...
#5 FormerHostage: ...Barry ate a pizza that he didn’t make.
#4 rodney dill: ...The Pizzeria name changed to “Li’l Squeezers.”
#3 Mrs. C: ...he whispered, “How can I get one of those exemptions from Obamacare?”
#2 CTCompromise: ...Joe Biden got in line.
And the best punchline goes to D***Cat:
After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama, the president ordered an extra large “all breeds”.
Congratulations D***Cat!
Now here's a line for you guys to wrestle with:
Obama is writing a new...
...line of "Sorry my crappy foreign policies got your loved one killed and dragged through the streets by Muslims" greeting cards for Hallmark.
ReplyDelete...pet care book: "To Serve Dog".
ReplyDelete...bill outlawing bad economies under democrat presidents.
...memoir of his actions to take out Osama bin Laden. -Based on a story told by Biden.
US Constitution, abolishing Congress, the Supreme Court, elections, and the Bill of Rights
ReplyDeleteautobiography, detailing his birth in a stable.
ReplyDeleteletter to Santa . . . He'd like to keep his job please.
ReplyDelete... cook book, called 'Canine Cuisine'.
ReplyDeleteA collection of recipes from the east, middle east and far east. From Haiti, to Pakistan, to Viet Nam. With flavors so exquisite you will want to howl!
With a Forward by Michael Vick.