Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
When asked about rising gas prices, Obama...
#5 Bunkerhillbilly: ...tossed the question to Biden, who, having stopped pushing the crayon up
his nose, said “so what’s Helium selling for these days, anyway?”
#4 Karen: ...said that he wasn’t sure what ‘pain at the pump’ is, but assumes that you can get pills for that under Obamacare.
#3 Conservatarian: ...replied: “pull my finger and I’ll show you some wind power.”
#2 Lactose the Intolerant: ...merely shrugged apathetically, picked the fur from his teeth and
continued rotating the terrier on the spit over the flames from his
Chevy Volt.
And the best punchline goes to blarg:
When asked about rising gas prices, Obama said, “hey, I have no dog in this fight; I ate it.”
Congratulations blarg!
Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
President Obama visited...
