Saturday, October 6, 2012

BREAKING NEWS!

Lactose the intolerant has just broke a new story HERE.  It seems that not to long ago Obama met Justin Bieber and Obama hasn't washed his hand since.  People are speculating that Obama touched the young pop star's hair.

None of this has been proven yet, but its also important to note that none of it has been un-not-proven yet.

Stay tuned to Nukingpolitics.com for more information as it breaks.


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3 comments:

  1. I'm pretty sure the Beib was underage at the time. And he may have been bound and gagged and confined in the White House cellar. I'm pretty sure I heard tourists report girlish screaming in the night.

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  2. well the white house didn't deny the story so it must be true.

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    1. Not that when they deny something it makes it untrue. Libya and all...

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