Last week I stopped my two-and-a-half year old daughter from shoplifting a book at an estate sale. She had stuffed it into her shirt.
This past Saturday, when it was time for her nap, I told her to run to her room to fetch her bottle.
"Aye, aye, Captain!" she yelled, catching me completely by surprise, then scampered from the room.
The way things are going in this world, this might be a survival trait. She's definitely a hard-charging Alpha.
Hmmmm.....
You've been warned...