Your first time
shouldn’t be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy. It should
be with a guy with beautiful … somebody who really cares about and understands
women.
For my first
time, I voted for Barack Obama. I
thought he was that guy. I was hoping
for a change after my last bad boyfriend.
But then he forced me down. First
it was the stimulus. Then it was
Obamacare. Then it was unemployment. And dropping wages. And gas prices. And food prices, all
forced on me again and again and again. I thought
no meant “no”. Apparently no means “Yes
I would love another boot to the head, please.”When I complained, he said it wasn’t his fault my last boyfriend had messed me up so bad. This is for my own good. I’ll learn to appreciate it. Now make me a sandwich, ho, I've got a tee time coming.
Then he left me battered,
bawling and bruised while he chased some new tail. But now he is back asking for another
chance. I think I’ll give to him. I hope he has changed. He’s so dreamy, and I have no self-esteem. I’m
so excited and hopeful. It will be like
having my first time all over again.