Lactose's Intolerant Opinion 10-3-2012

Finally made it through the debate.  Had to keep pausing it to explain to the kids why I was laughing.  But one thing surprised me.  I kept expecting the "Are you better off now than you were four years ago" line to come up.  Don't think it did.  In retrospect, I think that was a planned omission. It would have been a trap.  From the President's perspective, there are a lot of things he can point to that are better now than they were four years ago.  Barrak's golf game has improved. The Martha's Vineyard tourism industry is thriving again. Michelle's wardrobe is better. The morale of terrorists worldwide is at an all time high. Biden's finally been trained to stop drinking out of the toilet. Bo has never looked plumper or juicer.  Chris Matthews has never been more satisfied.  There are more dead people registered to vote than ever before.  Nancy Pelosi finally finished reading the Affordable Health Care Act, and still doesn't know what is in it......