Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The best quote from the post-debate focus group...
#5 rodney dill: ...“The eighties twern’t so bad… I had a job and money in the eighties.”
#4 CarolyntheMommy: ...“The Presidential election called: it wants a candidate who commands respect for the office back.”
#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...”Obama is right. Not only do we have ships that go underwater, we now have lots of homes going underwater too.”
#2 D***Cat: ...“Who was that snotty jerk arguing with President Romney?”
And the best punchline goes to AwesometificAmerican:
The best quote from the post-debate focus group: “I don’t feel that either candidate address
what our response will be if Honey Boo Boo gets a nuclear weapon.”
Congratulations AwesometificAmerican!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:
Obama's new role for the United States Navy: when he bows to foreign leaders, they shoot over it.
Congratulations Rodney Dill!
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
Joe Biden attended a rally in Ohio wearing...
Nothing but his pearly whites.
ReplyDelete...thin the patience of everyone in the audience who was sick of his malarkey.
ReplyDeleteKeln, you called me Caroline. A pox on you!
ReplyDeleteI apologize. I thought that looked wrong when I typed it. It's all fixed now.
DeleteOk. But next time it'll cost you chocolate, sushi and something really priceless - maybe an ipod of Obama giving speeches? No worries, Keln.
Delete... wearing a $1000+ suit: he's a man of the people you know.
ReplyDelete... wearing Emperor Obama's new clothes. There will be counseling available for those who were in the front row of the event.
ReplyDeletea Big Bird costume
ReplyDeleteHT to Rodney, wearing a Big Bird costume, riding a horse, carrying a binder, and welding a bayonet.
ReplyDeleteA fresh coat of veneer on his teeth.
Again, not Anonymous; but my phone won't let me fill in the URL.
Deleteyou must've seen the picture.
Deletehttp://www.outsidethebeltway.com/the-meeting-of-the-memes/
. . . a new fur coat with a leather strap and metal pendant with the letters Bo, a gift from Obama.
ReplyDelete...an Iowa Hawkeyes t-shirt.
ReplyDeleteAt leaat it wasn't a Univ of Michigan t-shirt. Even Biden is not that stupid . . . or is he?
Deletea ronald reagan t-shirt.
ReplyDelete