Nuke the Punchline: Obama Gave

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

To get people to vote for him, Obama gave...


#5 Sharky: ...everyone a free cell phone and a two-for-1 coupon from Taco De Perro.

#4 AwesometificAmerican: ...vouchers exempting their children from having to eat Michelle approved school lunches.

#3 FormerHostage: ...your address to a local New Black Panthers chapter.

#2 g: ...dead and imaginary people the right to vote.

And the best punchline goes to Stephen M. St. Onge:

To get people to vote for him, Obama gave...
  Twelve pollsters spinning, 
  Eleven Panthers scowling,
  Ten reporters lying, 
  Nine judges fighting, 
  Eight taxman milking (us), 
  Seven friends a’stealing, 
  Six guns a’walking, 
  FIVE GOLDEN PHONES! 
  Four new excuses, 
  Three fund raisers, 
  Two lying memoirs, 
  And an economy crushed by a tree. 

Congratulations Stephen!

Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:

Did you hear what Obama is planning to put in his Presidential Library?