Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Polls show Obama losing another demographic...
#5 Iowa Jim: ...Americans with three-digit IQs
#4 Mrs. C.: ...Likely voters.
#3 FormerHostage: ...the Senate.
#2 CTCompromise: ...dead Jewish people in Florida, because of the “snub” to Netenyahu .(
Fortunately, he is still very strong with dead people in Chicago).
And the best punchline goes to blarg:
Polls show Obama losing another demographic...women in binders.
Congratulations blarg!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Mrs. Campbell:
To prepare for the final debate on foreign policy, Obama plans to be in a foreign country instead of at the debate.
Congratulations, Mrs. Campbell!
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Now here's a line for you guys to debate:
To hone his foreign policy skills, Obama...
...went to Thesaurus.com and looked up "apologize".
ReplyDeleteread neville chamberlain's biography.
ReplyDelete. . . ate a British Bulldog, a Chinese Shar Pei, and a German Shepherd.
ReplyDelete...will be meeting with his foreign contributors to apologize.
ReplyDeletePracticed bowing
ReplyDelete...got endorsements from Putin, Chavez, and Castro.... and Honey Boo Boo
ReplyDeleteDid not rest until he was 3 under on 18 holes of around the world putt putt.
ReplyDelete... asked for a binder of foreigners.
ReplyDeleteeavesdropped on his daughters' geography class.
ReplyDelete