Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The worst part about being Obama's limo driver...
#5 jw: ...is installing Biden's car seat.
#4 Mrs. C: ...is being called a racist every time he turns right.
#3 Jimmy: ...is not knowing how many people are being dragged under your car.
#2 CTCompromise: ...is having to tell Michelle that all the fast food wrappers are yours.
And the best (and most obvious) punchline goes to RAML:
The worst part about being Obama's limo driver...Obama.
Congratulations RAML!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:
Joe Biden revealed his own October surprise...let's just say it's a good thing he started wearing Depends.
Congratulations Bob!
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Now here's a line for you guys to try:
Obama's back-up plan if he loses the election...
... same as his back-up plan for everything: blame it on Bush.
ReplyDeleteWill shoot for 2016 to see if Obumbles bounce
ReplyDeleteDeclare election as non optimal
ReplyDeleteSend all to rehab camps
repeat every 4 years as needed
or does that take to many brains
declare himself king and carry on
ReplyDelete...post a 'Foreclosed' sign in front of the White House and hope Romney falls for it.
ReplyDelete...no real plan, just lock himself in the basement and drown his sorrows pigging out on his favorite comfort food: an entire great dane.
Refuse to leave and yell, "I would have won, too if it weren't for you meddling tea party types!"
ReplyDeleteIs to go jogging in a hurricane wearing only a horsehead and swim trunks
ReplyDelete...to use the left over obamaphones to go into business with Metro PCS.
ReplyDeleteGetting Romney to stand behind the U-Haul moving van when he moves.
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