Nuke the Punchline: Obama's Weird Answer

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate...


#10 FormerHostage: ...Ich bin ein Berliner!

#9 rodney dill: ...“Mine’s not as big a your’s, Mitt.”

#8 Mrs. C: ...He just sat there, blowing a dog whistle. Whether to summon a snack, or rile up his supporters no one knows.

#7 AwesometificAmerican: ...Biden! Klaatu barada nikto!

#6 Brian: ...“Take the Wookie to my ship!”

#5 D***Cat: ...in response to a question from a Hispanic member the audience: “Yes, I do have six fingers on my right hand. Why?”

#4 Writer: ...I didn’t kill that dog, he committed suicide in my barbecue pit.

#3 blarg: ...after being asked about his record over the last 4 years, he just charged the audience yelling “LEEROY JENKINS!!!!” and punching people.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...”How am I looking? …I’m looking good! What’s that? …It’s my shadow! Even my shadow’s looking good! Owww!”

And the best punchline goes to D***Cat:

Obama gave the weirdest answer during the debate when he replied “I prefer boxers. I don’t think I’ve ever tasted a ‘brief’ breed.”

Congratulations D***Cat!

And congrats to all of you nukers that made it so hard to pick lines today, I picked the top 10 instead of 5.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

Obama's strategy to win over Ohio is to finally grant that long overdue Section 8 to Toledo's favorite son, Corporal Klinger.

Congratulations Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

To prepare for the final debate on foreign policy, Obama...