- I prefer the hamburger
- I'm ok with the roast beef
- Under no circumstances do I want the calamari
- My job actually made me work today. What a bunch of jerks
Keln should really have a talk with them
- By the time you're able to read this, the world series should have started.
Giants fans need not read any further.
Or ever.
Seriously here at Nuking Politics we do not care for the company of San Francisco fans.
Any sport.
Unless SF has a curling team. I can cheer for anybody's curling team.
It is the most regal sport of all time
- Obama challenged the press to find his flip flops, spoiler alert they did.
- Yesterday my eyeballs felt like they were going to explode. That would have sucked because I would have gotten eye goop all over the place and I wouldn't be able to see anymore.
- one day I'm going to make an honest woman out of you.
And by that I mean I'm going to get you to stop lying all the time.
- Good Night
Being that I am a Reds fan, I have no qualms with banning all Giants fans on this site.
ReplyDeletePoo on all of you!
Ummmm...how exactly do you propose to do that?
ReplyDeleteThat question was for walkingdead. Not Keln, btw.
DeleteI propose we build a fence between San Francisco and Nukingpolitics.com
Deletethat should keep them out.
Not sure that's gonna work. :P
ReplyDeleteOops! I got the wrong icon. THIS is the one I intended. Maybe. Or maybe not. You never can tell since I'm always lying all the time.
ReplyDeletesomeone is really being a jerk right now.
DeleteWell, I guess you better make an honest woman out of me. :P I'd like to see you try...
Deletethat's gonna be real difficult... I guess you'll have to come to michigan.
DeleteOr I could go to San Francisco. The ad on your page right now is tempting me to try Southwest's new non stop flight from Milwaukee. I guess you could meet me there?
Deleteyeah... no I'm ok where I'm at. although my cousin does live in LA now. I could go there to hang out with him while you're in SF.
ReplyDeleteUh huh. And from LA you could make me an honest woman? I'm so confused.
DeleteThat makes two of us. I really wasn't sure where I was going with that.
Deleteplus that thing about an honest woman... that was just a joke. aint no way that's ever gonna happen. Its not in your DNA.
Oh it isn't?? WOW. I haven't even met you and you've already discovered I'm a pathological liar by nature. And it's irreversible. I guess I can say anything I want, then, from here on in. I better remove the real picture of me because I could pretend to be anyone. Hmmm. How old, I mean young should I be? How tall? This is kind of awesome. Suggestions? I'm actually kinda a lousy liar. I'll need help.
Deletewell to be fair, that was never directed towards you. You just assumed.
DeleteYou may not be a good liar, but you've shown a bit of an ego.
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DeleteI actually was... I was hoping to back you into a corner where you had to defend your ego and why that statement really was about you...
Deleteguess it didn't work.
Hahahahaha I guess not. :P
DeleteWho was it directed at, hmmmm?????
Oh I do have a bit of an ego. But I didn't assume that you meant me when you talked about making an honest woman. I was just playing. :) You don't have to play if you don't want to.
ReplyDeleteI got nothing else to do.
DeleteWell, I'm glad you're bored enough to find me entertaining. Geez.
DeleteI just can't win with you.
Deleteunder no circumstances are you allowed to ever ask me what I really think. I promise to say exactly what you want.
Hahahahaha that is so sad. If I wanted to talk to a yes man I wouldn't have come to NP. I like clever and I especially like unpredictable. If you're just going to say what I want? NO FUN. Tell me what you really think, walkingdead. That's much better.
DeleteI DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY OR THINK ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteThat, my friend, is exactly where I want you. So you live in Michigan, huh? Whereabouts?
DeleteNear Detroit. I have great access to Arabic food, Polish food, Heroin, and guns.
ReplyDeleteI only want 2 of the 4, but I will settle for 3 of the 4.
3 huh? Leaving out the polish food altogether?? :) We have polish food here. Not a big sausage girl myself. Not so much into heroin or guns. Trying to remember if I've tried Arabic food. Mostly I cook for myself. Except for my Dunkin Donuts.
ReplyDeleteArabic food is so good (if you like garlic) I'm surprised they have all that terrorism when they have shawarma and hummus.
ReplyDeleteHahaha garlic is GOOD. Lactose taught me the benefits of using the real cloves in my cooking. HUGE difference. I've been a kinda boring cook most of my life. Lactose inspires me.
ReplyDeleteBtw, Keln is not going to think this thread is very political, I'm guessing. Go Romney!
ReplyDeleteOh no, keep going. I enjoy watching Chris squirm a bit.
DeleteIt's comedy gold.
Always happy to help. :)
DeleteWell if you really want to see me squirm, I'll make sure you come along for our first date.
ReplyDeleteYou both have a strange affinity for squirming, it seems...
ReplyDeleteIts one of the few things I do well.
DeleteI think you do "funny" pretty well. How old are you?
Deletemy actual age is 33
Deletemy maturity is about 13
Lactose was right. Hey. Sorry to monopolize your whole day. I really enjoy witty banter. Being an extrovert, I like talking to people. Does it interfere with your work?
Deletenot usually, but this week I'm pretty busy.
DeleteI'll take it easy, then. What do you do?
Deleteif I told you fry cook at my local arby's would you believe me?
Deleteif not how about CIA agent?
umm...one of your posts said you were a small business owner...so unless you own an Arby's...or the CIA.....
ReplyDeletewell I am a small business owner, but that has made $600 this year. I'm hoping for more next year.
ReplyDeleteSo you are a small business owner with a day job?
Deleteyes.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/user/theharmelodynetwork?feature=g-user-u
this is my small business. I co-own a production company that does web video.
its also part of my day job. I do a lot of things at my day job.
Cool. So why are you extra busy this week?
ReplyDeleteI do testing on niche tools for use in automotive diagnostics. we just had a huge build for chrysler. I have to test them. then after I'm done with that I have to put together a documentary for an autonomous car race that I video taped last week.
DeleteBUSY. I should probably leave you to all of your work.
DeleteI've been out of work for 4 and a half hours now
ReplyDeleteAh. So the statement about "one day I'm gonna make an honest woman out of you"....who WAS that aimed at?
ReplyDeleteit was just a joke. see the "deep thoughts" thing is just random jokes (usually) that I think of during my day.
Deletewell at least the jokes that Keln will be ok with me publishing.
DeleteHow do you know Keln? You seem to be good friends, but quite different people.
Deletethrough the blog. I used to submit stuff and then one day he got tired of editing my posts and brought me on.
ReplyDeleteI've never met him in person.
Really. That surprises me. He sent me an email telling me you were his co-admin. If I write anymore stuff should I send it to you or him?
DeleteI am the co admin. I got promoted. it happens even at jobs where you don't get paid anything and the boss makes you work like a slave.
Deletehe's a jerk that way, but he appreciates what I've done.
you can send it to either, but its his blog so I would send it to him.
Alrighty then. I can see why you wouldn't want to add anymore to your to do list. Besides, I haven't written another one yet. I have no idea how you guys come up with so many ideas. Geez.
Deletehonestly, I'm running on empty these days.
DeleteBtw, so you don't forget, you have quite a number of questions to answer for your Ask Walkingdead thing tomorrow. That to do list keeps growing.
DeleteYou can probably tell I'm getting tired. I either get incredibly boring or really hyper. Today seems to be a boring day. Probably because I've been up since 2 or so.
P.S. I sense that you think Keln is a bit of a prude, but I find it refreshing to read a clean blog. I just like it. Probably for the same reasons I like Ryan's politeness better than Biden's bullying. I just like "nice".
DeleteGotta go. I won't interrupt so much tomorrow. If I remember. Probably.
DeleteI don't think he's a prude... you should see his emails.
Deletegood night.