Walkingdead's Vacation By The Numbers
- Amount of beer drank by ounces = 235
- Miles driven = 508 (round trip plus
time there
- Number of egg roll covered cheese
sticks eaten = 5
- How delicious were they on a scale of
1-10 = awesome
- Amount of money won at the casino
=$2.50
- % of sanity returned =73%
- Amount of time spent lost in the hotel
that I wasn't staying at =10 minutes
- Amount of time spent laughing at occupy
traverse city =15 minutes
- Amount of awkward conversations with
girls =0
- Amount of conversations with girls (not
including waitresses or bartenders) =0
235 ounces of beer? That isn't even a slab.
ReplyDeleteLight weight.
Was probably light beer too...
my drinking time was actually pretty finite. I didn't make it to two of the brew pubs I was hoping.
DeleteWe had a couple of nuking politics conversations. Don't I count as a girl? Fine!
ReplyDeletesorry, I meant in person. you didn't come out to surprise me like I assumed you would.
DeleteYou went on a beer tour that didn't include Wisconsin? I didn't know that was possible. I just assumed your route would include my neighborhood. There are two bars within walking distance. No, three. Too bad I don't drink. :)
Deleteif you dont drink... how do you make the sadness go away?
Deleteoh, and michigan is the great beer state... sooooooo
The only person I have ever heard claim Michigan as the "beer state" is you Walkingdead. Everyone else in the country considers Wisconsin to be the beer state.
DeleteBecause there is little else to do there...
Wisconsin brews more beer, but that's because they have budwiser there. Wisconsin also has a smaller population so they also win per capita, but we have over 100 and are growing every year.
Delete100 breweries and growing.
DeleteAlcohol is a depressant. It doesn't make sadness go away, it makes it come. I don't even like sad movies.
ReplyDeleteI like hugs for making sadness go away. That and Zumba. I love Zumba. Oh, and chocolate and coconut and vanilla and cinnamon. I love to bake lots of cookies.
*budweiser ;)