Well, since Obama didn’t receive another forcible colonic last night, I guess Democrats everywhere are looking to celebrate. And you know who that benefits? Walkingdead. We all know that young women overwhelming support Obama. Walkingdead is at a conference and then vacation. Perfect timing. The majority of young women he encounters will be looking for a good time. He just has to find a way to appeal to the lefties. Don’t worry, Walkingdead, not all lefties look like Sandra Fluke if you are sufficiently drunk. You can do it. Here are some pickup lines to get the ball rolling for you with those Democrat women. I’m not going to guarantee that these will work for you, but if they don’t we may have to fall back on your original plan to hack the Planned Parenthood database and steal the names and numbers of all the loose women in your area. Happy hunting!
· Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
· Let's do it like they do it in Libya. No protection required.
· If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
· You had me at Che.
· Your mouth says "no," but this order from the California Court of Appeals says "yes."
· So, do you come to this abortion clinic often?
· I just love the way you've styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?
· You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint....
· I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves. (No wait, no liberal would understand this one. It has math. Scratch it).
· Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx? (No wait, they wouldn't get that one either. I think I'm getting my lists mixed up. I'm so confused).
· If you were Iraq, I'd keep my troops stationed there forever.
· How about we go back to your place and cause some global warming?
· Wanna go to my parent's basement and make a POC?
· The name's Clinton. Bill Clinton.
· While I don't believe in the right to bear arms, I won't fight the right to your bare midriff.
