The biggest change planned for Obama's second term...
#5 Manolo: ...is that when he and Elizabeth Warren enter a room together the U.S. Marine Band will play “Hail to the Chiefs.”
#4 D***Cat: ...: just change – no hope.
#3 Rodney Dill: ...to stop blaming the guy who ran the show for the last four years.
#2 CarolyntheMommy: ...A competent Attorney General and by competent I mean “doesn’t leave a paper trail”.
And the best punchline goes to frogmouth:
The biggest change planned for Obama's second term...he’s going to stop using the Women’s Tees when he goes golfing.
Congratulations frogmouth!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:
Elizabeth Warren's first act as a Senator: she scalped her tickets to Obama's inauguration.
Congratulations Rodney!
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Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:
Now that Holder is leaving...
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...suddenly a lot of Black Panthers are pricing one-way bus tickets out of town.
ReplyDelete...Mexican drug cartels are afraid they're going to be left defenseless against law-abiding people.
ReplyDelete....We can go back to being the MOST transparent administration, evah!
ReplyDeletePatraeus said, "Holder? I hardly even know her, but here's my resignation."
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ReplyDelete...the crime rate in Washington will plummet. Ummmmm, make that the crime rate in the Justice Dept. will see a sharp decline. Well okay, the crime rate in Washington will now be given to us by means of gang signs and rap lyrics.
ReplyDelete... the rest of the people in the Justice Dept can now openly laugh about his mustache.
ReplyDeletethe doj can reopen
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