Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Nuke the Punchline: Found in Voting Booth

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:


Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth...

#5 Hwy93: ...Joe Biden’s Pants.

#4 Iowa Jim: ...the integrity of the main-stream media. Will return to anybody who can identify.

#3 hadsil: ...in Chicago were several extras from “The Walking Dead” in costume. Wait, “The Walking Dead” isn’t filmed in Chicago. Hey, huh, AHHHHH!

#2 NO_MO_BAMA: ...A Black An African American Panther waiting to assist you.

And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:

Breaking News! Found inside a voting booth was the rope America used to hang itself.

Congratulations Dohtimes!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Bob in Feenicks:

After the election, the best part is  knowing whether dog will remain on the menu or not.

Congratulations Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

Now that the election is over, Biden...




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5 comments:

  1. HarveyNovember 7, 2012 at 7:06 PM

    ...can expect to get about as much public exposure as Boo Radley

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  2. Rodney DillNovember 7, 2012 at 8:52 PM

    ...said, "Now where in the h3ll did I leave my pants?"

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  3. Bob in FeenicksNovember 8, 2012 at 3:00 AM

    ...can go back to regular dosage of medication. Those higher doses make him slightly more coherent, but also cause him to laugh at inappropriate times.

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  4. Rodney DillNovember 8, 2012 at 6:27 AM

    was given his Scooby Snack.

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  5. DohtimesNovember 8, 2012 at 3:28 PM

    ...can return to his old diet and job description as a booger eating moron.

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