Nuke the Punchline: Obama Crazy Regulations

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one...


#6 Laurence Simon: ...mandates that everyone visiting Graceland must step on Elvis’ blue suede shoes twice: once upon entering and once upon leaving.

#5 tim: ...CEOs of companies making more than 1 million / year must wear a top hat and monocle.

#4 Manolo: ...involves a rubber chicken, a can of Crisco and Richard Trumka’s mustache.

#3 Rodney Dill: ...bans ROUS’s like Chris Christie... (Republicans Of Unusual Size)

#2 Marc: ...requires you to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring then fines you for deforestation.

And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:

Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one requires frankfurters to contain at least 20% real dog to be called hot dogs.

Congratulations Bob!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was archangel: 

Eric Holder's next job will be "gun procurement czar" for the Galindo cartel. Once they saw his resume, they had no other choice. 

Congratulations, archangel!

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Now here's a line for you guys to meddle with:

With Petraeus out as the CIA director, Obama...