Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
Thanksgiving at the White House...
#5 g: ...“Indonesian” turkey has 4 legs and a collar, drumsticks for everybody!!
#4 Rodney Dill: ...gave thanks that the media had pardoned FOUR turkeys…. right before
election day…. The economy, unemployment, Sandy, and Benghazi….
#3 Iowa Jim: ...will have the turkeys around the table, instead of on it.
#2 CTCompromise: ...does not include turkey on the menu, since that would amount to cannabalism for everyone invited.
And the best punchline goes to Bob in Feenicks:
Thanksgiving at the White House: Obama continued the presidential Thanksgiving tradition by giving Bo a pardon.
Congratulations Bob!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Rodney Dill:
The Secret Service's name for Obama's head bucket: Pail to the Chief.
Congratulations Rodney!
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
For Black Friday, Obama...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYRnwWmteac&feature=youtu.be&t=50s
ReplyDelete...signed a proclamation declaring the day to be now known as 'African-American Friday.'
ReplyDelete...wait a minute, there is not need for a special Black Friday... with Obama in office every day is black.
ReplyDelete...said to the economy, "Why can't you do that?"
ReplyDeletesent a tweet out to @1/32LizWarren... LOL By next year we will have ALL Red Fridays.
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