Nuke the Punchline: Zero Dark Laden

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie 'Zero Dark Thirty"...

#10 zzyzx: ...is that it still was able to reveal some secrets about the operation that hadn’t already been leaked to, and published in, the NY Times.

#9 Rodney Dill: ...The SEAL team all shouting “LEEEROY JENKINS!!!” as they ran into the compound.

#8 D***Cat: ...The Obama “HOPE” poster on the wall of Osama’s bedroom.

#7 Rodney Dill: ...Osama’s guards at his compound were all wearing red Star Trek tunics.

#6 Bob in Feenicks: ...Bin Laden is depicted as a Christian in order to not offend Muslims.

#5 Manolo: ...was when Obama led the frightened SEAL team through the compound while yelling, “C’mon, you S.O.Bs! You want to live forever!!”

#4 hwy93: ...That they were able to find someone in the middle east that Obama hasn’t bowed to…Or awkwardly groped if you include Burma.

#3 Dohtimes: ...was the secret plan hatched to get Obama off the golf course by telling him the raid was the one planned for the ranch outside Crawford Texas.

#2 Manolo: ...is the bedroom scene where Bin Laden’s wife drops her burkha and it’s Candy Crowley.

And the best punchline goes to CTCompromise:

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie 'Zero Dark Thirty" was that all the weapons used were donated through the Fast & Furious program. 

Congratulations CTC!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Dohtimes:

When they went to exhume Yassir Arafat's body, they found what they were really after, a whole box of Hostess Twinkies and a Ding Dong.

Congratulations Dohtimes!

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The Curiosity rover on Mars found something...