October Surprise Election Countdown: 5

For the 10th Surprise of October Obama Gave to Me:

Journalists have confirmed that the real Barack Obama was indeed born in Hawaii; however, as a youth in Kenya he was stolen and switched with an imposter.  Based upon NSA fingerprint identification, the man currently posing as Barack Obama was born in Saudia Arabia with a given name of Obama Hussein bin Laden.  And now that he has finally fulfilled his destiny and slain his father, he will rise up to claim his birthright at the head of Dar al Islam, fulfilling the true dreams of his father.