Nuke the Punchline: Flocking Liberals

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

What do you call a group of liberals...


#10 Silrette: ...A dependence of leftists.

#9 Conservatarian: ...A trove of morons.

#8 Rodney Dill: ...A union.

#7 Scott: ...a “delusion” of liberals.

#6 FormerHostage: ...a whine of liberals.

#5 Bfpa61: ...A “Steaming Pile” of Liberals.

#4 Bunkerhillbilly: ...A retardation of Liberals.

#3 D***Cat: ...The Harvard Alumni Association.

#2 Bob in Feenicks: ...a Fluke of liberals.

And the best punchline goes to Dohtimes:

What do you call a group of liberals? A high colonic of low expectations.

Congratulations Dohtimes!

And a special mention from Mike the Canuck:

There are only three names for groups of anything.
Small Group = Squad. Ex. I took my squad of dogs out for a walk.
Medium Group = Swarm. Ex. Get out of the way of that swarm of moose.
Large Group = Rampaging Horde. Ex. I ate a rampaging horde of bacon for breakfast.

Liberals being neither man nor beast are given a different set of names for groups.

Small group of liberals is called a nuisance.
A medium sized group of liberals is called a migraine.
A large group of liberals is called a government.

I'll give you 2 points and a rampaging horde of bacon for that piece of awesome Mike.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CTCompromise:  

John Kerry's first act as the new Secretary of State: meet with Obama for lessons on bowing and apologizing.

Congratulations CTC!

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Now here's a line for you guys to agonize over:

There are no leftists at the North Pole because...