Nuke the Punchline: Me ka Aloha Pumehana From Obama

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama sent a post card from Hawaii that said...


#5 Matt Musson: ...I have decided that coconuts actually are migratory.


#4 Bob in Feenicks: ...Having a great time, wait 'til you see the bill.

#3 CTCompromise: ...”Dear Joe, 8 Islands=only 1 state ..WHO KNEW !!??”

#2 Rodney Dill: ...you may be too late to donate to my reelection campaign, but you still have time to contribute to my deification process.

And the best punchline goes to Apostic:

Obama sent a post card from Hawaii that said: “Scenery is beautiful. Wish you were unarmed.”

Congratulations Apostic.

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CTCompromise: 

There are no leftists at the North Pole because Mom & Dad's igloos don't have basements for them to live in.

Congratulations CTC.

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Now here's a line for you guys to try out:

Joe Biden's favorite thing he got for Christmas this year...