Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
To solve the city's financial problems, Detroit...
#5 g: ...is going to burn the city to the ground for the insurance money.
#4 apostic: ...is moving back in with its parents.
#3 Hwy93: ...Crashed on their friend Toledo’s couch and claimed never to have heard of Detroit.
#2 CTCompromise: ...”called in some favors” from Chicago.
And the best punchline goes to Genghis Khen:
To solve the city's financial problems, Detroit helped out 100 Nigerian Princes.
Congratulations Genghis Khen!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was Harvey:
Joe Biden came up with an idea to avoid this fiscal cliff thing...but then he heard an ice cream truck outside and forgot all about it.
Congratulations Harvey!
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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:
The Obama administration is pushing to replace the $1 bill with...
...with the %@^%$#%1,000,000.00 Biden note.
ReplyDelete...change, and they're fresh out of hope.
ReplyDelete...with the satisfication that your $1 is already funding the Obama legacy.
ReplyDelete$1 food stamps.
ReplyDeletethe yen.
ReplyDeleteWith the $100 Trillion Zimbamabuck note:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwean_dollar#Second_Redenomination:_Introduction_of_the_third_dollar_.28ZWR.29
Also - YAY! I WIN!
...the three dollar hillary.
ReplyDelete...the after taxes dollar, we call it the dime!
...an IOU made out to your grandchildren.
A different dollar taken from a stranger's wallet.
ReplyDeleteA credit card application written in Mandarin.
Green Stamps.
Smoke and mirrors.
Debt.
...gold coins -the kind with chocolate in the middle.
ReplyDelete