Any way, I decided to cobble together my best of the year post for several things. also I'm gonna add all my new years resolutions.
now here we go.
Movie of the year: The Avengers- Maybe its because I'm a nerd, or just a huge Joss Wheadon fan, but Avengers just really did it for me.
Worst Movie: The Dark Knight Rises- I considered putting Magic Mike here, until I remembered the amazing abs on C-tates. So I have to go to TDKR because its really difficult to make a movie that long and that inconsistent.
Best album: Toys that kill "Frambly 42
Runner up album: Hot water music "Exister
HWM is one of my favorite bands ever, but Frambly 42 just beat it out by a small margin.
Politician of the year: Grand Vizier Obama- I have no idea how the guy who added 5 trillion in debt, started a bunch of weekend wars, took credit for ending one he didn't end, never had unemployment under 8% (for more than a few weeks), and pretty much told everyone accidentally that he was gonna sell out to the Russians Won re-election. Oh yeah, because Romney was terrible.
Runner up: Joe Biden- Now I'm not going all liberal or anything on you, I'm just giving credit where credit is due. lets face it, Joe Biden is a dump truck filled with stupid, but listen to him talk, and don't think about the words he says... just how he says them. the guy has a lot of passion for a lot of subjects he just doesn't understand. He's really like a 5 year old who learns about homeless people... then gets really sad, and jumps up and says stuff like; "we need to stop the homeless problem, lets give them all houses"! You take a step back, and say... Yeah that kid is right, but then reality sets in and you realize that's impossible and a lot of homeless people are just crazy or alcoholics. So if you don't bring reality into the situation, Joe is awesome.
Best TV Show: Sons of Anarchy Maybe its because I just started watching it, so if you've been a fan for a while I'm sorry, but this show rules. Its like the Soprano's but subtract Italians, and insert motorcycles.
Worst TV Show: How is Family Guy still on the air? I just don't know. I used to love the show, then I realized that every episode is the same joke. Say what you wan't about the Simpsons but they have at least changed things up over the years.
Now its time for my new years resolutions
#1 Learn old hobo tricks
#2 Watch more WNBA
#3 Have more "doin it" opportunities
#4 Wear more vests
#5 Ghost write an autobiography on myself (I may have stolen that joke from Steven Wright, but I'm not sure)
#6 Invent a new catch phrase for myself
#7 Touch Boobs (this is my resolution every year)
So this is it, my last post of 20-12. Thanks to everyone who took a gander at anything I posted, no matter if you liked it or not. I had a blast here and hope to have a blast next year as well. You readers are the only reason I keep doing this.
