Monday, January 7, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Bacon Bill

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill…

#5 Tau Dades: ...Was kosher bacon for the detainees at Gitmo.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...was for beans to go with the pork.

#3 Anonymiss: ...An endowment for genetic engineering research. Obama wants to make pigs fly.

#2 Dohtimes: ...three billion dollar grant to retrain people who refer to the physical cliff.

And the best punchline goes to jw:

The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill was actually dog. 

Congratulations jw!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from CarolyntheMommy:

The process to come up with new legislation involves drinking heavily.

Congratulations Carolyn!

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Now here's a line for your guys to play with:

The trillion dollar coin will be made of...