Nuke the Punchline: Double Down Edition

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one and the one before that:

Friday's straight line:

To get people to show up for Obama's inauguration, the White House is offering...


#5 Dohtimes: ...1/32 ethnicity of your choice.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...A new Currier and Ives Mayan Calendar with dates for the next 5000 years.


#3 Manolo: ...to combine it with a gun show.

#2 D***Cat: ...to make you this week’s Secretary of State nominee.

And the best punchline goes to a guy named Rob:

To get people to show up for Obama's inauguration, the White House is offering bacon. Because people will show up to anything for free bacon. 

Congratulations a guy named Rob!



Now for Monday's straight line:

Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton...

#5 CTCompromise: ...found a supoena, and immediately entered the hospital again.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...saw her blue jumpsuit and said, “I don’t want to dress like John Kerry anymore.”

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...was suddenly able to remember details about Whitewater and the Rose Law Firm, so she banged her head against a wall until she forgot again.

#2 Genghis Khen: ...was still an idiot.

And the best punchline goes to NO_MO_BAMA:

Upon returning to work this week after her illness, Hillary Clinton immediately left with a new one.

Congratulations NO_MO_BAMA!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Rodney Dill:

Obama's New Years resolution...1080p.

Congratulations Rodney!

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Now here's a line for you guys to play with:

The real reason Boehner keeps caving in to the Democrats...