Nuke the Punchline: Gun Label

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

There will be a new warning label put on guns...

#5 Apostic: ...Front Toward Enemy.

#4 Rodney Dill: ...Caution: May cause holes.

#3 Dohtimes: ...If found in Mexico do not return to Eric Holder.

#2 FormerHostage: ...WARNING: Did I fire six shots or five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

And the best punchline goes to RTN:

There will be a new warning label put on guns: Warning: do not release hold on this weapon until fingers are cold AND dead.

Congratulations RTN!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:

When Obama needs a quick bite..."Here Bo, come on boy, come to daddy."

Congratulations Bob!

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Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

The most surprising thing that happened at Obama's second inauguration...