Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Obama Shooting Skeet

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

When Obama goes skeet shooting...


#5 Son of Bob: ...has now replaced the old saying “When pigs fly.”

#4 D***Cat: ...the clay pidgeons are collected and reused.

#3 Manse: he keeps missing because he doesn’t know how to lead.

#2 CTCompromise: ...each clay pigeon is wrapped in the Constitution, to make them easier for him to aim at.

And the best punchline goes to Rodney Dill:

When Obama goes skeet shooting he goes to the situation room and watches SEAL Team 6 take out the skeet from there. 

Congratulations Rodney!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Harvey

Obama's next interview will be with...a board, a cloth, and a bucket of water, if there's any justice in the world.

Congratulations Harvey!

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Now here's a line for you guys to ponder:

To fix the immigration problem, Joe Biden...