Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Nuke the Punchline: Hawaiian Souvenir

Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:

Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation...

#5 Rodney Dill: ...A hula dancing dashboard wookie.


#4 FormerHostage: ...The doctor said it should clear up with the shots.

#3 g: ...It was the bill for his vacation. You didn’t think he was going to pay it did you?

#2 Iowa Jim: ...the worst economy since the 1930s.

And the best punchline goes to Greg:

Obama brought a souvenir back from his Hawaiian vacation...a souvenir photo of him sacrificing the US economy to the great volcano god Wanahockaloogie. 

Congratulations Greg!

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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from HokieGomer:

The trillion dollar coin will be made of unobtainium reinforced wishalloy supplied by NASA.

Congratulations HokieGomer!

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Now here's a line for you guys to fiddle with:

Joe Biden plans to fight the NRA with...