Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
While playing golf with Tiger Woods, Obama...
Rodney Dill: ...always had the best lies… which he tells frequently.
gsmtiger: ...tried to pull the race card when he lost.
CTCompromise: ...would not keep count of his strokes, citing the new official White House “What Does It Matter?” policy.
Apostic: ...had more Mulligans than an Irish phonebook.
Jimmy: ...led Tiger from behind.
Apostic: ...got hungry on the 11th hole; he heard it had a long dogleg.
Dohtimes: ...had to pull his shotgun three times when attacked by wild skeet.
Rodney Dill: ...sent drones after the other players on the course because he misunderstood when Tiger asked him if he could, “Kill the Gophers.”
Bob in Feenicks: ...bragged that he spends more time golfing than Tiger does.
Oppo: ...double-bogarted several times.
Oppo: ...avoided the water hazard better than Rubio did.
Bob in Feenicks: ...cried every time the ball ended up in the pond. -The media reported Obama turned water into whine.
Well, since I can't pick a winner today...these were all outstanding...everyone gets two points per line that made it here from my original list of like fifty.
Congratulations nukers!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from HokieGomer:
The oddest thing in Obama's golf bag...are the dog whistle and tranquilizer gun.
Congratulations HokieGomer!
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Now here's a line for you guys to smack around:
When asked to go skeet shooting, Joe Biden...
