Harvey over at IMAO has another straight line of the day up, and so it is time to pick the winners of the last one:
The weirdest thing about Michelle Obama's appearance at the Oscars...
#5 Rodney Dill: ...she kept saying, “Let the Wookie win.”
#4 g: ...Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn’t leave Michelle’s side. Turns out it was her one chance to look attractive.
#3 FormerHostage: ...was announcing the winner in High Klingon.
#2 Oppo: ...was that Jimmy Tingle got a Matthews up his leg.
And the best punchline goes to springeraz:
The weirdest thing about Michelle Obama's appearance was her gracious entry. When she ripped her way out of John Hurts chest, everyone pretended not to notice.
Congratulations springeraz!
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The best punchline for the last Nuking Politics straight line was from Bob in Feenicks:
Bloomberg recently dictated that, instead of 2 liter bottles of soda, pizza places...can only serve soda in tiny bottles like the whiskey bottles you get on airplanes.
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No straight line for today. Sorry!
"No straight line for today. Sorry"
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean we must come up with a gay line?
...not that there's anything wrong with that.
DeleteYou're sorry? What is this? A Nuking Politics apology tour?
ReplyDelete...its been sequestered.
ReplyDelete...said Joe Biden as he shot an elephant in his pajamas. How Michael Moore got in his pajamas he'll never know...
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